Fun on Friday- More Parkerisms and Turnerisms

Raising two sons, 8 and 5, means we have lots of fun conversations in our home. Here are some more:

Parker: Daddy, did they have electricity when you were born?
Me: Yes, it was developed in the mid-1960's so it was really working well by the time I was born.

At lunch one day this week:
Turner: What is that brown stuff that you can put marshmallows in?
Tonya: Hot chocolate?
Turner: Yea, that's it. Can I have some?
Tonya: Not when it's 85 degrees.

While watching some highlights of a recent baseball game:
Parker: What happened in this game?
Me: The pitcher was using an illegal substance and got ejected from the game.
Parker: What's an illegal substance?
Me: Have you ever heard of a spitball pitcher?
Parker: You mean like in the dead ball era?
Me: Um, yea.

At lunch one day this week:
Turner: You know what would be cool?
Me: What's that?
Turner: If they built an aquarium and a church in the same building.
Me: What do you mean?
Turner: So if people had time at church they could just go through the aquarium.