Fun on Friday- More Parkerisms and Turnerisms

Raising two sons, 8 and 5, means we have lots of fun conversations in our home. Here are some more:

Parker loves basketball. After recently watching a game featuring former Kentucky Wildcat and No. 1 overall NBA draft pick, Anthony Davis:
Parker: It sure would be great to have a unibrow.
Me: No. No it wouldn't. That's not something you really want.
Parker: Why? Why wouldn't it?

On a Sunday afternoon not long ago:
Me: Why don't you go take a nap?
Turner: I can't sleep in the daytime. Now, in the nighttime, yes.
Me: Turner, you're funny.
Turner: I wouldn't say funny. Hilarious, yes.

While watching a recent NFL game:
Parker: If I were an offensive lineman, I'd tell the referee I'm an eligible receiver on every play. I'd want to catch the pass.