Fun on Friday- More Parkerisms and Turnerisms

Raising two sons, 9 and 5, means we have lots of fun conversations in our home. Here are some more:

Me: What are you going to play now?
Parker: Basketball on the Wii. Do you want to play with me?
Me: No, thank you.
Parker: I won't laugh.

Tonya: I wonder what they're doing for DNow (a weekend event for students at our church). Because they've done scavenger hunts before but you wouldn't want to do that in this weather.
Turner: Scavenger hunts? Looking for squirrels?

While watching an interview with Kevin Garnett of the NBA's Boston Celtics during All-Star Weekend, it was obvious that Turner has seen lots of player interviews.
Turner (answering the interviewer's question as if he were Kevin Garnett): We just doing what we do, baby.

While watching American Idol:
Parker: There should be a show called American Dance.
Tonya: There is a dance show. It's called So You Think You Can Dance.
Turner: I could be on there but not with ranch dressing on grapes.
(We have no idea what that means)