More Parkerisms and Turnerisms

Raising two sons, 9 and 5, means we have lots of fun conversations in our home. Here are some more:

Turner: Hey Daddy, kelp and help rhyme?

Me: Yes, they do. Do you know what kelp is?

Turner: A plant.

Me: Okay, another question for you. Would you find kelp in the ocean or in the mountains?

Turner: I don't mean to talk smack but, HELLO, kelp doesn't grow in the mountains.

Parker: Is it Craigslist or Gregslist?

Me: It's Craigslist. With a C.

Parker: Why does a guy need a list?

Last year, Turner had 4'x6' garden box in our back yard-

Me: Turner, do you want to have a garden again this year?

Turner: Oh sure. A big one in our front yard.

Me: No.