More Parkerisms and Turnerisms

Having two sons, 10 and 7, means we have lots of fun conversations in our home: Here are some more:

Here are a couple I missed from this spring/summer-

Upon coming in from mowing:
Parker: Daddy, I love how you smell when you come in from mowing.
Me: You mean lawn mower exhaust and wild onions.
Parker: Yes.
Me: One day soon, you'll get to experience it yourself.

While stuck inside during rainy days at the beach:
Turner: We've watched so much Austin and Ally (a Disney Channel comedy) that I don't even think it's funny anymore.