More Parkerisms and Turnerisms

Raising two sons, 8 and 5, means we have lots of fun conversations in our home. Here are some more:

After completing some "chores" for Granna to earn some change to help fill his "Because...We Love Jesus" heart (actually a small bank shaped like a heart) for our church's stewardship campaign:
Granna: What are you going to do with this money?
Turner: I'm going to give it to Jesus so He can buy some stuff.
We reminded Turner that everything already belongs to God. He just lets us use stuff.

Following a recent haircut for Parker:
Me: I like your haircut.
Parker: Granna says I have a double crown.
Me: Really?
Parker: Do you have a double crown?
Me: I don't know.
Parker: Let me see. Hold your head down.
Me: Do I?
Parker: I don't know. You might if you had...(as he leaves his thought uncompleted)
Me: You mean I might if I had hair.
Parker: Yeah. But I didn't want to say that.