More Parkerisms and Turnerisms

Raising two sons, 9 and 6, means we have lots of fun conversations in our home. Here are some more:

Parker: Daddy, you know that no-hair spot on your head?
Me: Yes...
Parker: Can I lose my hair if I just hit myself on the head like this?
Me: Um, no.

While channel surfing and seeing an old Harlem Globetrotters game on ESPN Classic-
Turner: Is this from the 1980's?
Me: It says 1991. Why?
Turner: Because it looks really old.

Turner: I wish I were the ink in a pen. But if I was, and I got written down, it would be like I was dead. So maybe not.