More Parkerisms and Turnerisms

Raising two sons, 9 and 6, means we have lots of fun conversations in our home. Here are some more:

Turner: How does Mommy get so much done so early?

Me: She loves to get up early and get going.

Turner: We've got two early birds in this house and two lazy birds.

Me: Actually, the words would be early birds and night owls. Let's say night owls not lazy birds.

Me: Parker, are you practicing piano?

Parker: Yes.

Me: I don't hear anything.

Parker: I'm doing theory.

Me: What?

Turner: That means he's reading the books.