Fun on Friday- More Parkerisms and Turnerisms

Raising two sons, 10 and 6, means we have lots of fun conversations in our home. Here are some more:

While watching an episode of Tom and Jerry-
Turner: This says Mouse in Manhattan. It looks like New York.
Me: Actually, Manhattan is part of New York City. Just like there is Fountain City, South Knoxville or Turkey Creek. But it's all Knoxville.
Turner: Oh, okay. Thank you Daddy for telling me that but I have no idea what you are talking about.

While flipping through the channels during the recent Winter Olympics-
Me: Oh, here's some women's curling.
Parker: Who's playing?
Me: Canada versus Great Britain.
Parker: I'm for Canada.
Me: Why?
Turner: Because they're winning 6-3.

While playing in our back yard on a warm day last week-
Turner: Daddy, I've noticed you've not mowed the grass a lot lately.
Me: Well, it is only February.