Fun on Friday- More Parkerisms and Turnerisms

Raising two sons, 10 and 6, means we have lots of fun conversations in our home. Here are a few more:

Turner: If I were President, everyone would have a pony and stickers would never be made. And everyone must eat 100 Oreos everyday. I'd get 101.

While driving by a house near their school-
Parker: Do they have a doghorse?
Me: A what?
Parker: A huge dog, because they have a really big fenced in yard.

While talking about football players-
Turner: Hey Daddy, where did BenJarvus Green-Ellis go to college and when was he drafted?
Me: Georgia, maybe? Second round? I'm not sure.
Parker: I think he went to Ole Miss.
Turner: I don't think he was drafted.
Me: Well, remind me and we'll look it up later.
Turner: Yeah, we can look it up on Pinterest.
Parker: Google. You mean look it up on Google.