More Parkerisms and Turnerisms

Raising two sons, 10 and 7, means we have lots of fun conversations in our home. Here are some more:

Me: You guys need a haircut. You're starting to look a little shaggy.
Parker: I like my hair.
Me: But I thought you liked your hair to be cut short like mine. I don't mean the bald spots.
Parker: I wish I had hair like yours. I'd like for people to see more of my head.

Discussing sin and forgiveness-
Tonya: Turner, what are your sins?
Turner: I've done a lot of them. I can't name them all.

Turner: If you can whistle while you yawn, you should be on TV.