More Parkerisms and Turnerisms

Having two sons, 10 and 7, means we have lots of fun conversations in our home. Here are some more:

I'd parked my car in the driveway but needed to pull it into the garage-
Turner: Can I ride with you Daddy?
Me: Just to pull it in?
Turner: Yes.
Me: Okay, come on. Hey, do you want to sit in the front seat, without your booster seat, just to pull in?
Turner: How about I sit in the driver's seat...because I can drive this baby?
Me: No.

On the way out the door to school-
Tonya: You need to do something about your hair.
Parker: I did. I slept on it.