More Parkerisms and Turnerisms

Having two sons, 10 and 7, means we have lots of fun conversations in our home. Here are some more:

Turner: Daddy, did you enjoy working on the computer when you were in elementary school?
Me: We didn't have computers in my elementary school.
Turner: Did you have iPads?
Me: No. We didn't have those either.
Turner: Did you have pencils?
Me: Um...yes.

Me: Parker, where did you get that mud that's all over your knee?
Parker: Outside.
Me: Right

While trying to get the hiccups to stop:
Turner: I keep hiccing up.